I feel like I’m totally abandoning yew gaizez.
IM SO BADASS INNIT. YAH MUN, I AINT GONNA TALK TO NO...Um...YEAH.






School is interesting.

I did- ACCORDING TO MY MOM, YOU CAN BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE! My essay for English, it was moderately...ok.
I think I got a B, GCSE B, BY THE WAY. That’s good.
Speaking of English, I love my teacher, BUT. ONE THING.

SHE IS A TWERD. TWITARD. WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT.

Half the girls in my class are like ' LOLOLOL MISS ONLY TWO DAYS TILL NEWMOON COMES OUT~~~'
AND MISS I LIKE ' OH EM GEEEE I KNOW YEAH? TEAM EDWAAARD!!!'
She has a poster on her door; half the other teachers randomly come in a spazz about it with her...its creepy.
I’m sat at the front with my daughter...scared.
Said teacher is also buying my dog. Apparently.

Its funny cause, everyone is like 'TEAM EDWA- LOL TEAM JACOB!!!!'
THERE ARE BAGS. WITH TEAM JACOB ON THEM. AND THEY BRING BOOKS INTO SCHOOL AND SHOW ME PICTURES.

ME - YEAH. HE HAS A BODY, THAT’S LOVELY. GIT IT OUTA MAH FAIIICE.

-Cough hack dies-


OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGOMG IM GOING TO LONDON.

LONDON. FIRST TIME EVUH! I’m sooo excited; we are going to the National History Museum...WOW.
I’ve always wanted to go there, ill get pics of the dinosaurs, I PROMISE.
School is taking us, the coach and museum fee, all for...£.11.70.
LIKE. WOW. CHEAPO HEAPO.

I’m honestly...ecstatic...how do you spell that? ANYWAY. SO HAPPY BBY. BACON. NGHN!

4 HOUR COACH DRIVE. I loooove long coach drives...its...AMAZING.
I LOVE STOP STATIONS. YOU GET OFF, FILL YOUR FAT FACE WITH HYPER CANDY AND SHIT. THEN, GET BACK ON THE COACH.
AND GO TO LOOONDON. IT’S ALMOST AS GOOD AS DISNEY LAND.
So that’s on the 25th Nov...My moms birthday is 24th, that day im also doing a table top sale at my old school.

I CANT WAIT TO GO BACK. THERE ARE LITTLE KIDS EVERYWHE....I mean I can see my teachers~~~

AAAAND, On Friday, I’m going to collage, to do some career work and stuff...IM SO EXCITED. ABOUT. EVERYTHING.

OMG ITS XMASSS SOOOON. I’ve already made a list.

I had a nasty dream last night...I had these lumps on my head, then I looked in the mirror and parted my hair and there was this big...lump or flesh. Covered in blood. FUCKING NASTY. Then I noticed there was a plastic tube sticking out of it...sounds like summit from the matrix XD Scary...


LOLOLOL I CANT WAIT TILL 2012!!!!!!!!!